Dear All,

I fear my computer may have been infected by a horrible automatically (and invisibly) proliferating virus and may therefore have sent something to everyone in my address book (subject: "Du hast einen Trojaner drauf!"). If this is the case, whatever you do, DON'T open the attachment (even if this makes the thought of it tempting). If not, thank your lucky stars. Either way - sorry about this.

Yours,

GH